Sunday, June 1

Stop! Thief!

As today is the universal day for doing laundry, I went downstairs to throw in a load. When I reached for the detergent, all I found was an empty space. There are two things that enrage me about the theft of my laundry detergent.

1. I live in a building with three condos. We are all adults. There is no need for petty detergent thievery.

2. It was Gain! I love Gain. It's my favorite kind of detergent and the only one I'll buy since I've started earning enough money to buy detergent and not mooch off my mom. Seriously, people, I love the way this stuff makes my clothes smell. It makes me happy to do laundry. Who would take that joy away from me? Who?

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