The early bird

I am not the early bird; I don't give a shit about the worm. Generally, I'm cranky if I have to get up before noon. Which is why it is obvious that someone has slipped me something, because I voluntarily got up this morning at 6 a.m. so I could come to work early and get a headstart on the assload of stuff that needs to get done this week. Who says I don't love deadline?