Underwhelmed

I went to see Underworld yesterday, choosing cheesy vampire goodness over other titles on my list of to-see (Lost in Translation, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Matchstick Men). Sadly, I was not rewarded for choosing fluff over substance, eye candy over brain food, Scott Speedman over Bill Murray. While I expected little from a flick about the blood fued between vampires and werewolves, I was kinda hoping the dialogue wouldn't be quite that bad or quite so woodenly delivered. Mabye it would have been better if Scott had a bigger part. Or just better hair.