Like too much whiskey in my cup

There's nothing wrong with a little snow -- hell, it can be kind of pretty and sometimes leads to snow days, god's answer to doing all your homework on time and studying all night. But the snowflakes this morning were huge. No, seriously, people, I've never seen snowflakes this large before. I don't think "flakes" is an adequate term. I'm going to call them soft, squishy snow boulders, if you don't mind.