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Monday, February 23

A pastiche, or how I learned to surf the internet and gather fan-boys at will

"I need to figure out a substrate I can put EZ cheese on...." Don't we all?

"Why isn't there a way to down load web pages such that graphics download efficiently based on the bandwidth?" Dude, that's what my slow-ass dial-up bitch wants to know.

"Sometimes it's better to be ignored, or just not heard." Exactly.

"Technically, there was a foul line, he said, and pointed to the nail that had been accidentally poured with the cement exactly fifteen feet from our pole, but fouls were for wimps and girls who needed extra points." I resent that. (Okay, not really, as I respect trash-talk in all its many forms. And I just want to talk about basketball some more.)
at 10:33 AM

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May We Be Forgiven
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What I Know Now: Letters to My Younger Self
What I Know Now: Letters to My Younger Self
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