Wednesday, May 26

Champagne taste, beer budget

Despite the fact that I reek of champagne, I have neither been to a wedding nor consumed a drop of the bubbly. I did, however, serve it to a bunch of seniors at their induction into the alumnae association here at Swelles.

Little tip: Don't hire me as a server. I spilled more of it on my hands than I got in the damn plastic flutes. It's kinda weird when your hands smell like a fine wine.

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