The Red Sox won the World Series! Wait, let me savor that: The Red Sox won the World Series.
Holy fuck, WE WON!!!!! We won! My boys did it. Screw the curse: Oct. 27, 2004 is a day that will live in infamy. Congratulations to Johnny, Manny, Mark, Papi, V-Tek, Lowe, Pedro, Millar, Schilling, OC, Dougie, Foulke, Timlin, Pokey, Billy, Wake, Trot, Kappie, Tito, Arroyo, Dave "Faster than a Speeding Bullet" Roberts, Leskanic, Myers, Alan f-ing Embree (you've exonerated yourself, baby. You don't owe me any more), and all the other guys who have participated in this incredible season. You all have the thanks of a grateful nation.