This is the definition of my life

Sometimes, the alphabet screws you. It makes sure Ben Folds Five's Evaporated gets followed by the Bens' Bruised. But you're just listening to your iTunes, trying to distract yourself from the hours of mindless name-checking you're doing, and bam! Could two songs be any more painful in combination? I think not. Luckily, I had the Beta Band up next with Dry the Rain, or shit could have gotten out of hand, people.