Wednesday, July 20

Please leave a message after the beep

Pretty much every message I have ever left sounds something like this:

"Hey, this is Jen. Jen Garrett. I have to leave a message because I am genetically incapable of not leaving one. Um, yeah, so I was just calling to say 'hi.' Well, actually, I was calling to say more than 'hi,' I was calling to talk about stuff that I'm not going to talk about in a message, so, you know, call me back when you get a second. Thanks. Okay, um, bye."

I'm posting this because Summer made me. And because it may be fault #11.

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