Wednesday, December 6

Conspiracy theory

They're trying to kill me. They are trying to get me to crumble and end my days sitting around in my fleece pajamas watching nothing but disc after disc of Battlestar Galactica. And would that be so bad? Would it be worse than suffering through a first half of a Division I basketball game where the home team scored a total of 18 points? 18 points, people. 18. Points. Would it be worse than your beloved baseball team spending $70 million for J.D. Drew? $70 million. For J.D. Drew. Or worse than your once-dominant football team playing like a bunch of Powder Puff specialists against the Lions? The Detroit Lions?!?

That's it. Battlestar Galactica. And when I run out of those, I'm switching to Once and Again.

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