Monday, April 9

Because he's Jonathan Papelbon, that's why

Dude, you are going down by way of the K. Why are you even attempting to swing? Don't you realize? Don't you see? Papelbon is on the mound, brought forth by Joel Pineiro's horrible pitching and some recent sucktastic fielding. There is only one out, yet two on and a fragile one-run lead for the Sox. You are going down. There is no question. There is no argument. Jon has made up his mind, he is breathing fire, and he's bringing the steely eyes. You are a goner, my friend.


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