Thursday, December 20

I think he put it best when he said, "Ow, ow, ow"

I learned two things today: 1. There is something more painful than the infamous cardboard cut (which, whilst being a stock girl at the hardware store, I was convinced was the worst kind of paper cut). Today, I was innocently folding up a receipt to include with my file of Christmas receipts, when I received the worst paper cut in the history of mankind. Because the gift had been bought online, it was actually like a sheet of label paper, and whatever the backing on that shit is, it cuts like a knife. I initially thought I had decapitated my index finger the cut was so deep and wide. It's grotesque. And so very, very painful. Don't try this at home, kiddies.

2. I learned how to score APA pool. Luckily, it was way less painful and didn't involve any bloodshed.

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