Wednesday, February 27

The return of El Guapo

Okay, he's no Rich Garces, but I'm glad to see the Sox are back to their old ways. After we lost El Guapo, and then big man David Wells, I feared our boys were all going to be string beans (not to be confused with that skinny bastard) like Buchholz. Welcome, Bartolo Colon, to the Red Sox and all their gloriously insane fans. If you pitch half as well as you used to, you're more than welcome here. Of course, if you hoover it up like Gagne last year, prepare for the pain, my friend.

Baseball, I'm so glad you're back.

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