Just a few suggestions

Last night, we went to the Rock! (Said in Sean Connery accent, please. But, no, not Alcatraz, the pizza place. Bygones.) The pizza was delicious, as was the garlic mozzarella bread (but we didn't get daring and try it with brown sugar on top). I only have a few suggestions: 1. Change the "White Christmas" pizza to "Blonde on Blonde." Way more rocking. 2. Make sure your waiters are familiar with rock legends like "Blonde on Blonde," so as not to make your patrons feel indescribably old. "Is that the name of a song or an album?" Hell, yes, dude, it's just one of Bob Dylan's finest. You do know Bob Dylan? Bob? Bob Dylan?