Friday, February 27
I don't like Woody Allen. His movies do not amuse me. No, I didn't like Annie Hall. Or whatever that one with Mira Sorvino was called. And I definitely did not like Vicky Cristina Barcelona. It wasn't funny, it was full of pseudo-intellectual crap, and the voice-over was annoying. Penelope Cruz was the best part of the movie, and I hate her. Also, I have to point out that Scarlett Johansson cannot act. I mean, I thought she could because of Lost in Translation, but I'm beginning to think that we were all just really won over by her butt in those panties. Although perhaps I should not judge her based on anything Woody Allen has touched. If we could just revoke his license to make movies, I think the world would be a better place.