Wednesday, March 4
Seriously, people, how hard is it to remember your own e-mail address? Quit giving people (and websites) mine. If you don't, I'm going to start redirecting your Wal-Mart purchases to my house. And I'm going to fire your pool man. And I'm going to go to your friends' birthday parties. It's the price you're going to have to pay for being such a dumbass.
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