Tuesday, July 8


They don't make my car anymore. They make something called an "Ion Quad Coupe." It's kind of like a four-door coupe, but not really.

I feel very disconcerted by this. I'm on my second Saturn SC2, and I had a vague suspicion that I would have a third one before I was able to finally afford the Maserati. I don't like the new coupe. It looks like ... a sedan. I hate sedans. I'm 27! I don't drive an f-ing sedan! It's okay. Just because I have a broken sunroof doesn't mean I need a new car. Even if I want one.

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