First impressions

Okay, Tommy, that was no kind of birthday present. I know I can't complain because a) the Pats won the Super Bowl in 2004; and b) the Sox won the World Series in 2004. But still! It's my birthday! I look away for one second and they lose to Miami?! Miami? Why don't the Sox just trade Roberts to the Padres and complete my pain? Oh, wait, they did that, too. This is turning out to be one hell of a morning.