I saw the hottest red Ferrari while driving to work this morning. Lust. Envy. More lust. More envy. Anger that I can't have one of my own. It was all rolled up in one fine, fine automobile. I turned my radio down just so I could listen to the engine while she shifted gears. Oh, man, did she purr. I followed her down the road for quite a bit, and actually passed her in the Saturn, but I kept her in my rearview mirror, until some piece of shit Honda got in my way. Dude, that's a Ferrari! Do not put your ugly-ass vehicle between me and all that is glorious!
And, yes, I did make kissy noises to that red beauty all the way down Rt. 9.
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