According to Melanie, Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life is the book I would have written if I were less angry. Well, fuck. I'm not less angry. What can I do now? Maybe I should write Encyclopedia of a Pissed-Off Ordinary Life. The author of Encyclopedia gives an alphabetical listing of her existence, and I think mine would go a little something like this:
B
Book, lack thereof, because some other bitch wrote it first.
F
Fuck. Fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck.
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