Sunday, March 5

Preemptive strike

I'm not getting sick on vacation this year. Sure, it's a working vacation, but I'm still not getting sick. Just because Jen has the black death does not mean that I will contract it. No. Because I will not get sick this year, dammit!

I even bought some Airborne. I don't care if it's all bunk or not -- if I believe, it will keep me well. I refuse to die a horrible hacking death somewhere in Texas. I simply refuse.

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