Saturday, September 16

Strange migrations

I'm considering launching a full-scale research project on the migratory patterns of children between the ages of 0-4. Because I swear to god, more children fly between Boston and Seattle than any other destination I've been to. Going to Seattle? Here are the 50 children designated to fly with you -- don't worry, we've got enough to cover the whole plane! And when the babies aren't crying, the toddlers will kick your seat! Going back to Boston on the red-eye? No problem! Here's your return contingent of children.

I'm telling you, people, it's weird. Is Seattle the official destination of families everywhere?

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