Tuesday, May 1

And I would walk 10,000 steps

You know how they're always saying you should walk 10,000 steps a day? (You know. Them. Those people who are always telling you that you're not good enough, you don't move enough, and you need more vegetables in your diet. Those people.) So today, I slapped on the pedometer just to see what's what with this whole 10,000 steps thing, and people, I have only walked 779 steps today. True, I didn't put it on until after I walked from the parking garage this morning, but I'm pretty sure this is a sign. A sign that I am a lazy, shiftless, nonstepping bastard. Which I'm kind of okay with. (On a side note, what exactly does "shiftless" mean? Where did that come from? Because you don't want to be shift-full, and you definitely don't want to be "shifty." I'm just saying.)

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