It's getting close

Soon, soon, my friends, sports heaven will be upon me: March Madness, the WNBA draft, baseball's opening days. Oh, man, I cannot wait. It seems like football has been over forever (since 2 minutes into the season, really), and I can't wait to see my boys on the field again. Fu Manchu and everything. Also, I'm totally doing fantasy baseball this year -- although my scientific draft order goes something like this: All Red Sox first, and all Yankees last, and everything in between? Eh. I'm totally winning this league, people.