Monday, July 21

Now hiring

Position title: Director of Jennifer Garrett's life
Pay: Nonexistent
Benefits: Hanging with Jen Garrett

After watching Project Greenlight last night, I realized my life needs a director. Someone to manage both the small details and the big picture, someone to handle all the players (family, friends, colleagues), someone to arrange the lighting so I am beautiful at all times, and someone to script me so that I always sound smart, funny, and yet down-to-earth.

(Jerks like Kyle and Efram need not apply.)

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