Wednesday, July 29

A Swingline was not used for this procedure

Dear internets,
My mom has a 23-centimeter incision on her leg being held together by a number of staples. (I started counting, but I lost track, plus Mom wasn't so happy with that move.) I have learned how to give a sub-q injection. I am keeping a log of all her medications, and I have been to the store 8,000 times to get various little things including but not limited to a shower stool. I figure a career in nursing can't be far behind. I'm also getting skilled at pillow arranging.

Yours truly,
JenGarrett, N.R.N. (not a real nurse)

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