Friday, October 30
J.R. keeps repeating "Knock, knock," despite my continued refusal to answer with anything other than "buttface." I went to the store today to buy the new smooth stovetop cleaner, and then I used it (and it was awesome). Then I scraped out pumpkin guts. And now I've decided to try and finish reading War and Peace because what says fall more than a 1074-page Russian novel? I ask you.
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