No way is it f-ing July, people. No. Way. It's still cool and rainy here in scenic Seattle, and while most of the time I don't mind (I come from the ice planet of Hoth, and I don't miss shoveling), it's time for a little sun. Just a little. And maybe temperatures above 67? Can we think about it? I need some frickin' vitamin D here.
(Bonus points for those who can correctly identify the song from which I stole my title.)